Who said you could never beat them?
Alien by Diolo
Introducing the Alien Paddle – Engineered Beyond Space.
It wasn’t built in a garage. It wasn’t dreamed up by hobbyists. The Alien paddle was born in the minds of Tesla engineers — men who don’t settle for “good enough.” They don’t design for the past. They don’t even design for today. They build for the future.
And now, they’ve reimagined the way a paddle should play.
A Paddle From Out of This World
The moment you grip the Alien, you’ll feel it — an eerie lightness, a balance so precise it almost moves before you do. The surface hums with energy, transferring speed and power with near-telepathic efficiency. The inner core — developed using the same absorbs vibration, giving you Cosmic control while delivering intergalactic power.
This is aerodynamics redefined. Every edge, every contour, every gram of weight has been optimized for pure, untamed performance. Faster resets, effortless dinks, and drives that feel like they bend space-time.
Designed for Those Who Refuse Limits
This isn’t for the casual player. This isn’t for those content with mediocrity. The Alien paddle is built for the extraterrestrial, the ones who see patterns before they happen, who play the game like they’re seeing three moves ahead.
- For the strategist: The ultra-responsive core lets you command the net with precision.
- For the powerhouse: Reinforced layers translate every ounce of your swing into uncompromising force.
- For the untouchable: The aerodynamic edge glides through the air, making every flick, spin, and volley faster than the speed of light.
Play Like You’re From Another Planet
Earthbound paddles are built with compromises. Alien was engineered without them.
So step onto the court. Raise the paddle. Feel the difference.
And let them wonder what planet you came from.
Limited release. Pre-order now.
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I upgraded from my CRBN and what a difference the Alien paddle makes with more power!
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I've been playing pickle for over 2 years and this is the lightest and fastest paddle I've ever owned!
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Now it's my time
Alien by Diolo
Introducing the Alien Paddle – Engineered Beyond Space.
It wasn’t built in a garage. It wasn’t dreamed up by hobbyists. The Alien paddle was born in the minds of Tesla engineers — men who don’t settle for “good enough.” They don’t design for the past. They don’t even design for today. They build for the future.
And now, they’ve reimagined the way a paddle should play.
A Paddle From Out of This World
The moment you grip the Alien, you’ll feel it — an eerie lightness, a balance so precise it almost moves before you do. The surface hums with energy, transferring speed and power with near-telepathic efficiency. The inner core — developed using the same absorbs vibration, giving you Cosmic control while delivering intergalactic power.
This is aerodynamics redefined. Every edge, every contour, every gram of weight has been optimized for pure, untamed performance. Faster resets, effortless dinks, and drives that feel like they bend space-time.
Designed for Those Who Refuse Limits
This isn’t for the casual player. This isn’t for those content with mediocrity. The Alien paddle is built for the extraterrestrial, the ones who see patterns before they happen, who play the game like they’re seeing three moves ahead.
- For the strategist: The ultra-responsive core lets you command the net with precision.
- For the powerhouse: Reinforced layers translate every ounce of your swing into uncompromising force.
- For the untouchable: The aerodynamic edge glides through the air, making every flick, spin, and volley faster than the speed of light.
Play Like You’re From Another Planet
Earthbound paddles are built with compromises. Alien was engineered without them.
So step onto the court. Raise the paddle. Feel the difference.
And let them wonder what planet you came from.
Limited release. Pre-order now.
release_alert Low Stock - 3 available